Kids say Funny Things

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

 

Not all WATER is the Same

HEALTH FACTS

OUR BODIES ARE MOSTLY WATER

THEREFORE WATER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE NEED TO PUT INTO OUR BODIES

Water makes up 90% of your blood

80% of your brain

70 % of the rest of your body

We should drink half our body weight in ounces everyday.
So if you are 100 pounds you should drink 50 ounces in a day.
Double that if you are sick.

A LOT OF BOTTLED WATER IS BASICALLY TAP WATER AND SOME STATES ONLY HAVE A 24 HOUR TURN AROUND FROM SEWER TO TAP

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The video is kind of gross but fascinating at the same time to see what your insides look like with the choices you make since we are what we eat and drink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUa5tUIigHU


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Crystal View of an Eagle

 

 

The Crystal View of an Eagle

As Eagles Dare

As Eagles Do

Dare to Fly

But a Few

Dare to Fly

So High

May you keep your Crystal View

Above the Storm Clouds of Life

And your visions and dreams

Above Fear, Above Doubt

And FLY!

 

-Patti Miner

 

"The Crystal View of an Eagle" Oil on Canvas Painting by Patti Miner)

 

Know Your Source - Know God

KNOW YOUR SOURCE / KNOW GOD

Having a higher source is important for true spiritual beauty. This is an essential part of knowing who we are, why we are here and where we are going. With these defined and stable in our minds we can soar to incredible heights. Deep within you in the fathoms of your soul is the fact that you are united to the universe. You belong to the essence of the source from which all things originate. You are a necessity in the entire realm of creation. It would not be complete without you. Truly knowing this gives will give you a natural air of prominence and a vital spiritual force.
I really do not wish to offend those who believe themselves not to be considered "religious". Freedom of choice is a sacred privilege that should be highly respected. Many friends of mine who I grew up with and admire greatly are of different races and beliefs. However, I do have a strong conviction of my belief in God

Never Give UP

NEVER GIVE UP!

Know your goals, seek your dreams, then when you discover what it is you truly desire—DO IT! Do it with a sense of pride. Do your best. Then all you have to do is Never Give Up...
"Discover something worth dying for—then fervently live for it."
My mom taught me that you can do anything that you think you can do—just keep going even when it looks like you're going to fail.   Pick yourself up and learn from failures. She always reminded me of the man crossing the desert who died right before reaching the oasis. If he'd crawled only five more feet, he could have had water. A lot of people lose their dream when they are only five feet, a few hours, a week or a year away from what they truly want.

Laughing is Healthy- Kids are so funny

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The  teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human  because     even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.   The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.   Irritated,  the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was  physically impossible.    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask  Jonah".   The  teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.            She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.  The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."   The  teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."    Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,  "They will in a minute."
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A  Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and  six year olds.  After  explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked,  "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and  sisters?"  Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,  "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"    Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me  cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."  The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,  "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying  to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.      "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and  say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a  doctor'   A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,  she's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.  Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my  head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the  face."    "Yes," the class said.    "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the  blood doesn't run into my feet?"  A little fellow shouted,   "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church Elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of  apples. The teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray:                 "Take only ONE . God is watching."   Moving  further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile  of chocolate chip cookies.  A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples

My Own America

 

 

My Own America

God gave us Free Agency and Awareness

Let us be Aware to Preserve our Freedom.

Prayers are being said daily to preserve our beautiful America.

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