Monday, August 31, 2015

Scripture Reading


Just 7 pages a day and you can read all the entire Standard Works in one year.

 

In reading the Book of Mormon every morning for breakfast for over 20 years we read the same stories over and over again…some days it seemed like the check list to check off…and many others it was magical and it would apply directly to and change your life.


One busy morning I was overwhelmed with all I had to do in my planner. I had fixed breakfast and with the captive audience I was reading the part when Christ had come to America after his crucifixion. He had taught the people the beatitudes and so many aspects of the gospel that he told the people to ponder the words in their hearts and he would return. After all, we all know He had a lot to do. He had already told Mary, “Touch me not, I have not yet ascended to my Father” and He had said, “Other sheep I have which are not of this fold…” to attend to.  Then he was returning to his disciples. But he looked into their eyes of love and longing for Him to stay and He wept…                Then He asked them for their children and He blest them. It taught me right then at that moment that no matter how busy I was I must always take time for my children.


The Book of Mormon is an amazing book. One morning we were reading about Mormon and Moroni. They were losing the battle with the Lamanites. All their families and friends were dead or wounded. The stench was so bad with all the dead bodies. The Lamanites were coming back through the masses and finishing off all of the wounded. Mormon, the father, had been wounded. The scene was opened up so real to us that morning. Mormon was a big man but so was his son Moroni.    I could just hear him, “Dad let me carry you to safety in that cave.” And Mormon, “Son, the plates are heavy, you can’t carry me and the plates, save them. Save all the people that they will affect. Hurry, there isn’t time.” And then, Moronicarried the plates into the cave and watched as they finished off his father.”   Many people lost their lives to bring us the Book of Mormon, I pray that at all costs, we will read it.


In 2010 I decided to read the Entire Standard Works in a year. I did the math which came out to 7 pages per day. I started with the Pearl of Great Price then the Old Testament. I read ‘The First Thousand Years’ by Cleon Skousin for some additional insight. I read 2 additional books along side the book of ‘Isaiah’ for additional insight. For the New Testament, I read another book for additional insight into ‘Revelations.’ The Doctrine and Covenants and Book of Mormon were for fall and winter. I realize that each year of your life you go through different things and have more insight into life and people in general, and thus you read it again with an entirely different perspective than last time. We should read the scriptures on a regular basis for that fact alone. Reading the ‘bad news’ in the paper each day seems so depressing but reading the ‘good news’(that’s what the word ‘gospel’ means) each day gives such a positive outlook on the world. It is through the eyes of the Godhead, our creators, and gives me peace that all things will turn out right under his love and direction. Here are just a few of the insights:


Adam and Eve were grandparents and possibly great grandparents before learning why they were offering sacrifices, they were so excited to call a big family conference to tell their children about the Plan of Salvation that the Angel had taught them. My heart ached for them as all their children left them, moved away and did not believe. Then they were excited to finally have Cain and Abel whom they could teach the Plan of Salvation to from birth. Then how sad they were when one died physically and one died spiritually. Finally they had Seth who looked just like Adam except for age you could tell them apart. (Moses 5)



The first recorded  missionary was Enoch. His word was so powerful that his voice alone could move mountains etc….   (Moses 7:13)

 

Enoch was able to see into other dimensions not visible to the natural eye and was called a ‘seer’ by some and a wild preacher man by others. All the believers moved to the ‘City of Enoch’ and when warriors came to battle against them, Enoch was able to move mountains and rivers and all people were afraid of them. Enoch and his city will return to the ‘New Jerusalem’ in the last days. (Moses 7:62-63)

 

Noah was ten years old when he received the Priesthood. He was 500 years old before he received his mission call to build the Ark. (Genesis 5:32)  It took him 100 years to build it. (Genesis 7:5) He built it on a high mountain and it rained many days before the flood waters reached them. My heart ached for the Noah and his Wife as their wayward daughters, spouses and children were probably outside the Ark knocking to get in and the Lord would not let them. The Lord prepared a ‘Spirit Prison’ for those outside the Ark (Moses 7:38) They were in the Ark one year and 2 days. They took 2 of every animal and 7 of every sacrificial animal – the smell must have been really bad and their daily chores must have been to get rid of the waste from the animals. Ewww!


Abraham’s dad believed in idol Gods and the Priest of the idol God Elkenah tried to sacrifice Abraham to Elkenah (see the picture found with the schroll and Abraham 1:7)) Also the priest of the day would sacrifice righteous children and virgins who didn’t believe in idol Gods. Abraham ran away from that and received the true gospel and knowledge of the Pre-Existence, the Creation, the Universe, how time works, and the Plan of Salvation through the Redeemer with the Urim and Thummim from the Lord – how hard it must have been for Abraham when the Lord asked him to sacrifice his only miracle son that he was able to have when his wife was 90 years old. My heart ached for him in that realization and yet obedience to the truth and relief when a lamb was furnished. How obedient the son was to trust his Father and allow such a sacrifice – however he surely cried and asked his dad to find another animal instead, how hard for Abraham to deny and obey God.

 

 

Solomon found favor with the Lord and when the Lord asked him what he wanted he said ‘wisdom.’ Since he asked that, the Lord also gave him riches and power. In 2010 Solomon would have spent one billion 575 million dollars just for the cedar to build the temple.  Solomon paid for it with a city but the guy didn’t like the city he was giving him so he paid him cash.  He had each city that specialized in something be in charge of that thing. One city was known for ship building, one of horse training, one for war, one for chariots, one for navy etc… Solomon’s yearly income was $8,741,250,000. Queen of Sheba was amazed at the wealth of Solomon. She said that it exceeded the rumors she had heard. A chariot would have been $5000 and a horse would have been $1200 in 2010 since one shekel is ½ ounce of gold. 1 bath = 9 gallons of liquid so a twenty thousand baths of wine is a lot. An LDS temple font holds 10,000 gallons of water but the font in (2 Chronicles 4) holds 16,000 gallons of water and had 12 oxen just like ours, with 3 facing north, south, east and west.

 

Isaiah said that In the Last Days the Lord’s house will be established in the ‘tops of the mountains’ – in Indian language ‘Utah’ literally means ‘tops of the mountains’ where our LDS church headquarters is.   I love how Isaiah describes our day and times. (chapter 2) ‘neither is there any end of their chariots=cars (chapter 16) women make a tinkling with their feet = heels (chap 3) changeable suits of apparel= back in their day they had one outfit to sleep in, work in, dress up in…they didn’t change their clothes that often (chap 5) rise up early in the morning to follow strong drink=alcoholism (chap 5) call evil good and good evil = false advertising and also movies bad guys are portrayed as good guys (chap 5) horses hooks like flint and wheels like a whirlwind = trains (chap 5) roaring like young lions that lay hold of prey=planes. It was also said that 'Men's sins would be shouted from the rooftops = (they did not know how to explain an antennae on top of a roof to bring you the nightly news)

 

The point is that those prophets saw our day and many died to bring us these scriptures that they knew would bring us back to reality of our Eternal purpose on Earth. They knew there would be so many distractions and decisions and choices. They didn’t know the business of the whole world back in that day…it can become overwhelming to know that much.

 

Heavenly Father wants us to return to Him.

We live on Earth with a veil on our eyes which is a limited paradigm. Even with all our sci-fi movies our paradigms cannot stretch that far..only through reading the scriptures, meditation and prayer can we get our paradigms in shape for His coming. I could imagine Him looking at us saying…’do you like that shiny new car??? Well make the Celestial Kingdom and I’ll show you a mode of transportation you could never imagine.’ All that I have is yours to inherit – just stay focused on me instead of listening to all the distractions Satan will try to put in front of you and you’ll get there. Even if you mess up, My son Jesus Christ, died to pay for those sins. Then just stay focused on me. Read my scriptures. Pray. Listen to the Holy Ghost. You’ll know what to do.

 

 

 At the End of My Year of Reading All the Standard Works

My Scripture goal this year was to read 7 pages a day and complete the Standard Works –  by Dec 21st I had finished that goal and decided to take 2 weeks off of Scripture reading. Dec 23rd I woke up starving, not for food, but for the Sweet but Powerful Spirit that comes from reading the Lords words. So I opened the ‘Ensign’ Conference Talks from the Lord’s Prophet and Apostles on the Earth today... And…relief… I am full.

 

I am also full of joy because I KNOW JESUS CHRIST more personally and understand that there is no need to fear anything in the world

for HE has overcome the world...

 

 

 

 

Worlds without Number

Worlds without Number
Oil on Canvas(Moses Chapter 1)
The words of God, which he spake unto Moses at a time when Moses was caught up into an exceedingly high mountain,
 And he saw God face to face, and he talked with him, and the glory of God was upon Moses; therefore Moses could endure his presence.
 And God spake unto Moses, saying: Behold, I am the Lord God Almighty, and Endless is my name; for I am without beginning of days or end of years; and is not this endless?
 And, behold, thou art my son; wherefore look, and I will show thee the workmanship of mine hands; but not all, for my works are without end, and also my words, for they never cease.....
....
 31 And behold, the glory of the Lord was upon Moses, so that Moses stood in the presence of God, and talked with him face to face. And the Lord God said unto Moses: For mine own purpose have I made these things. Here is wisdom and it remaineth in me.
 32 And by the word of my power, have I created them, which is mine Only Begotten Son, who is full of grace and truth.
 33 And worlds without number have I created; and I also created them for mine own purpose; and by the Son I created them, which is mine Only Begotten"

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Trade Nets in to Follow Christ


A paradigm is the defined as the way you look at something.

for example: We are Earthlings most times caught up viewing Earth as the only way of life and caught up in Earthly pursuits.  Heavenly Father has a much more exalted paradigm of who we can become. We are only here on Earth for a short time by our Loving Heavenly Father’s perspective. Our happiness depends upon our relationship with Jesus Christ, Not our Earthly circumstances.  Hopefully we can change our paradigm and become a Commercial for Christ.

 

When Christ had Peter and Andrew drop their nets where previously there had been no fish and the nets were packed to overflowing…  Christ said "Come Follow Me and I will make you Fishers of Men" Matthew writes, "The two fishermen left their nets and followed him."  What nets do we have that we should give up to Follow Christ?

You can fill in the blanks with your favorite Nets...

NETS
FOLLOWING CHRIST
Work to Support the Family
Spend Time with the Family
Attend Sporting Events
Attend Church Functions
Attend the Movies
Attend the Temple
Watch your favorite TV program
Watch Church Programs/Conference/BYU
Research the Sales - Go Shopping
Research your Genealogy
Read Books and Magazines
Read the Scriptures
Work or play on the Computer
Use the Computer for Genealogy/Church
Busy Schedules
Charity for Family, Neighbors, World
Hold Grudges
Forgive
Develop Talents
Use Talents for Christ
 
 
 
 
Realize that these Nets or Earthly pursuits are not evil or bad generally and there is a time and a place for them -
Are we choosing to spend time Following Heavenly Pursuits? What on Earth are you doing for Heaven’s Sake?? haha

 

            We have been given Free Agency. We can choose what we want to do with this Earth Life. It has been proven that it takes 21 days to change a habit. Your habits form your character and who you will become.

            President Gordon B. Hinckley in his closing remarks of the Oct General Conference 2002, "I for one have made a stronger resolution within myself to be a better person than I have been in the past. I hope that I will be a little kinder to any I meet who may be in distress. I hope that I will be a little more helpful to those who are in need. I hope that I will be a little more worthy of your confidence. I hope that I will be a better husband, father, grandfather, neighbor, friend.  I hope that I will be a better Latter-day Saint with an increased understanding of the wonderful aspects of this glorious gospel."

If the Prophet of the Lord who uses every waking moment following the Savior wants to become a better person, I know that I need to change my habits and become a better person. I echo his challenge to you when Prophet Hinckley said, "I challenge every one of you to rise to the divinity within you."  I pray that we can change our paradigm to choose wisely the use of time we have left on Earth and Choose Christ. –Patti Miner

Sunday, August 10, 2014

School Jokes


School Jokes


Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking!"
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Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school 

 

There's Teacher


The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; she's dead."

 

What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)


What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)


1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He's a bully).

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).

12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
(A mouth that never stops yacking).

 

2nd Graders say Why God Made Moms


WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2 She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She se es the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not m e.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

 

She was Soooooo Blond

She was Soooooooo Blonde.

* She thought a quarterback was a refund

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote

"Sagittarius."

 

 

 

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

 

 

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said

"Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

 

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"

she turned around and went home.

 

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes

In Front."

 

 

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

 

 

 

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

 

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.